Funny Facebook statuses for guys

- Guys call it ˝paranoid˝.We call it ˝Im not fucking stupid.˝

- Best friends usually turn out to be guy friends

- ˝Dont cry for a guy, let a guy cry for you because girls give and forgive, and guys get and forget˝

- Mute the mean girls, Edit the guys, Fast forward the drama, Rewind the good times, and Pause the love.

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TOP 5 Facebook statuses

1. Bimbo' is a brand of soft drink manufactured and marketed by Coca-Cola, Inc

2. Dreamt is the only english word that ends in the letters mt

3. Jedi is an official religion with over 70,000 followers in Australia

4. Secound Street is the most common street name in the U.S; First Street is the sixth !

5. Vodka is russian for little water

 

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We all go on the same trip together!

We all go on the same trip together!

Tease me, Tease me, Tease me, Tease me baby, Till I lose controll! :P

Tease me, Tease me, Tease me, Tease me baby, Till I lose controll! :P

someday you will find me caught beneath the landslide in a champagne supernova in the sky 8' ♥

someday you will find me caught beneath the landslide in a champagne supernova in the sky 8' ♥