Funny Facebook statuses for guys

- Guys call it ˝paranoid˝.We call it ˝Im not fucking stupid.˝

- Best friends usually turn out to be guy friends

- ˝Dont cry for a guy, let a guy cry for you because girls give and forgive, and guys get and forget˝

- Mute the mean girls, Edit the guys, Fast forward the drama, Rewind the good times, and Pause the love.

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